Toothless Tales

 My father never wore his false teeth, they sat on the kitchen window in a glass, algae grew on them in the Sun, after many years, my mother said, George, are you ever going to wear these teeth again, the answer was no, she threw them in the garbage. My mother seldom wore hers, she usually forgot to put them in when going out, many times she forgot to put her other falsies in, sponge breasts, as a child I thought teeth were something you put in for family photographs. My father was President of the Legion a few times, active in the community and well respected, he did not need teeth. I will turn 80 soon, and have no teeth. My girlfriend says she still loves me, so I may save those thousands of dollars for false teeth, and I do not have the tens, yes tens of thousands of dollars they want for implanted teeth today.

This blog welcomes you to tell your "Toothless Tales" , how to exist better without teeth, save a lot of dollars, hints for digestion without teeth, jokes about no teeth, etc, etc, etc. Welcome to Toothless Tales.

From a book by a Newfoundlander called {The Confessions of Nipper Mooney}
"A lot of so called religious people can't see any further than the church, they tinks God lives there-never steps outside those big oak doors. But I sees  Him more clearly out here, out in the woods and barrens, in the juniper, in the eyes of  the fox, in the tings He made!

From Tim O'Briens Vietnam novel , "The Things They Carried"   A young American is staying in cabins near the Canadian border trying to decide if he really wants to be a Draft Dodger, the old fellow who owns the cabins is a quiet man who suspects what the boy is doing but makes no comments over the days, except,        "one evening, just at sunset, he pointed up at an owl circling over the violet-lighted forest to the West, "Hey O'Brien", he said, "There's Jesus"  

A quote from The Last Crossing by Guy Vanderhaeghe:

Placing himself in the hands of the sovereign physician, healing Nature,that is the ticket, Strenuous exercise, sunshine,invigorating air, game freshly killed and freshly prepared, there's the true remedy.!

:Notice that the author capitalizes Nature!

As far as I can tell , most religions are based on believing something we cannot prove, so why not a religion based on fact, we need the Sun, so Sun worshippers  were not wrong or stupid. Nature tells us something every day, why not have a religion based on natural happenings, like many so-called primitive tribes did!  Yes, they had some unreasonable beliefs, but Christians, Muslims and others expect us to believe things they can never prove! 

Why would we ever talk about Sunworshipping religions as primitive or even wrong?  These people had it right, If the Sun does not come up in the morning or disappears, we are all very dead. We should be praising the Sun to the highest, and many in the world do, we travel to Sunny areas because it is so pleasant, by the way, Science tells us that the Sun will burn out eventually, they estimate 5 Billion years from now ,it is gone!
It is only natural to worship the Sun.  Also, all food is free on this earth, yes, all food is natural, exists on it's own, the only problem is that men started putting fences up around all our natural food and said, pay me or fight me!  Foods I enjoy free all the time, many types of berries, wild apples, moose deer, rabbits, ducks ,Geese, caribou, fish, ocean and fresh water, oranges in public places in Florida, well, almost free, the government has set up lots of barrairs to you and I enjoying wild foods, Remember, "We are all descendents of successful hunters!"  Henry David Thoreau said: "We all must believe in something, I believe I will go fishing!"